Gnomes are fighting back. We’ve had enough of Ikea’s advert gnomism so we’ve kidnapped Billy.
It’s not always easy being a gnome. We’re out in all weathers, are often ignored and occasionally get mistaken for a toilet by a low flying sparrow. We love our owners though and get on with the task of watching over our gardens with a smile.So you can imagine how us gnomes felt when we saw Ikea’s latest ad. After decades of guarding the nation’s gardens, the homeware giant is suggesting...